recepticle=<b>Friday, November 24, 2006</b><br /><br /><b>you are invited back</b><br />hello everybodies! how do you like the look of my totally new, never-seen-before blog?<br /><br /><i>*ahem*</i><br /><br />okay, okay... so it's not <i>totally</i> new; it is, in fact, an almost-imperceptibly different version of a design i had up until seven months ago, when i decided to enter that dastardly <u><a href="http://www.may1reboot.com/2006/index_flash.html" target="indextwolink">may 1st reboot</a></u>. well, it turned out that you're all a hefty sack of fickle pickerninnies and nobody liked my spring-onion green flash blog of wonderment, so here we are with a tried, tested %26 true redesign. but let me tell you, <b>what</b> a redesign! here are some mostly-true new features!<br /><br /><li>a lovely mp3 player!</li><br /><li>a gorgeous, hand-drawn background texture!</li><br /><li>a wider text area for easier reading!</li><br /><li>a flesh-eating virus!</li><br /><li>redrawn and respanglified flowery curliques!</li><br /><li>internet-compatible!</li><br /><li>pink!</li><br /><br />...and many other features you will never notice! *sigh*<br /><br />always end on a joke:<br /><br /><b>q: </b>what's the difference between gordon ramsay and gary glitter?<br /><br /><b>a: </b>gordon ramsay cooks for people, and gary glitter fucks children.<br /><br /><b>wokka wokka!</b><br /><br /> - posted by lawrie at 9:29 PM ~ <u><a href="asfunction:loadComments,116440512844708620">comments</a></u><br /><br />