recepticle=Friday, November 24, 2006

you are invited back
hello everybodies! how do you like the look of my totally new, never-seen-before blog?

*ahem*

okay, okay... so it's not totally new; it is, in fact, an almost-imperceptibly different version of a design i had up until seven months ago, when i decided to enter that dastardly may 1st reboot. well, it turned out that you're all a hefty sack of fickle pickerninnies and nobody liked my spring-onion green flash blog of wonderment, so here we are with a tried, tested %26 true redesign. but let me tell you, what a redesign! here are some mostly-true new features!

  • a lovely mp3 player!

  • a gorgeous, hand-drawn background texture!

  • a wider text area for easier reading!

  • a flesh-eating virus!

  • redrawn and respanglified flowery curliques!

  • internet-compatible!

  • pink!


  • ...and many other features you will never notice! *sigh*

    always end on a joke:

    q: what's the difference between gordon ramsay and gary glitter?

    a: gordon ramsay cooks for people, and gary glitter fucks children.

    wokka wokka!

    - posted by lawrie at 9:29 PM ~ comments