recepticle=<b>Monday, February 26, 2007</b><br /><br /><b>designers are not monkeys</b><br />better than a whole month scratches and skips over me like a blunt phonograph needle over a <u><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaddap_You_Face" target="_indextwolink">joe dolce single</a></u>, and i've been buried up to my pretty long eyelashes in web designery with almost no time left over for fun and frolics. <i>almost</i>.<br /><br />before i was bombarded by clients aplenty, i spent a long weekend selling merchandise for the touring production of a really rather famous west-end musical. unfortunately, i spent the entire time selling over-priced promotional fluff to perfectly normal, polite people. even <i>children</i> said 'please' and 'thank you' after each transaction. where's the fun in that? i'll tell you; there's <b>no</b> fun in that. if i can't publicly mock idiotic, semi-literate plebians whose ages accurately reflect their IQs, then what <i>can</i> i do?<br /><br />...well, i could always <b>win some awards</b>! *does a merry jig* take a looksee on the left at my quite small collection of transitory accolades and shower me with praise! i want to bathe in your brainwaves.<br /><br /> - posted by lawrie at 2:32 PM ~ <u><a href="asfunction:loadComments,117250213405746006">comments</a></u><br /><br />